soo i haven't updated this in a LONG time..
so from now on it's moslty going to be my latest artwork and junk going up here
here is my latest robot walker thing design
woo!
Ocron's Finest by ~alteredclone on deviantART
11.10.2008
9.12.2008
The End is Near.
I am so sorry i have not been able to get around to blogging on my blog lately i've been settling down in san fransisco where i am currently attending the academy of art university studying animation. i will update this again very soon with details on my classes, friends, fiends, living space and various celebrity relationship statuses (stati is apparently not a word). Talk to you soon.
8.17.2008
8.15.2008
Due to circumstances beyond our control:
Hello 12 people. (12 is probably asking too much) Sorry i haven't gotten a chance to update this in a few days i've been busy with...well actually i'm not sure but i could probably dig up an excuse if i really wanted. I think mostly it is because i haven't had a whole lot to talk about lately. With me being on the brink of college and all, i've had so much on my mind that i really haven't had a whole lot on my mind. • On a side note, this (well maybe not this particular one) truck seems to be following me around. I've been seeing the logo EVERYWHERE and for some reason, very drawn to it. I think it's the helvetica. So i went to go track down what exactly what this "northAmerican" was. Turns out it was pretty difficult to find. Do you realize how many different hits come up when you google North American?! Well to make a long story short: i found it. They ended up being a moving van company, with trucks. Sadly their website looks like someone got carried away with the drop shadow feature in photoshop. Definitely not as well designed as their trucks. Or logo.
8.09.2008
It's Our Secret Friendship Club Name
Well i'm back. Surprisingly i'm NOT in black. Camping wasn't quite as bad as it could have been i suppose. I could have done with a bit more..sociality. Well let's cut to the chase: He looked back. He couldn't see anyth-wait, there he was. Black coat and blazing green eyes, he could see them even through the rain and fog. He was coming fast.
Oh wrong chase sorry.
8.04.2008
We've lost all contact. Send food.
So today was slightly better than yesterday. I managed to get my hands on an overpriced USB cable from a very empty feeling Radio Shack for my camera so now you can have a good look at some pictures that are slightly larger than 2 megapixels. Aside from that I went to a nice lake. I'm pretty sure that is all. So i'll give you a break from reading today an let you take a look at some pictures.
8.03.2008
If you are reading this, it is too late...
Camping: Day 1,
Well this morning i was awakened frighteningly early, 1 hour earlier than i was told to the night before in fact; Which did not make me very happy. i was on the road before i could say "no mom really, i don't wanna go...". Sadly in my rush to finish packing what little i had already packed i forgot my USB cable and will not be able to upload any pictures from my camera onto my computer, you will just have to make do with the pictures from my phone (which are not that bad i might add) I will post some slightly better looking pictures at the end of the week to ease the squinting-eye-pain.
So after a short stop at burger king, (whose bathrooms apparently lost mirror privileges and were given cardboard cut-outs of a very generic looking lakeside instead) and another at giggle springs (no i am not making that up, photographic evidence to come soon) I finally arrived at the campground. Apparently i wasn't aware of how many people were actually going to be here. But of course, none of them are my age. So again i retract to the car by my lonesome to finish off the last chapters of 'Life, The Universe, and Everything' (which ended up being very strange, but at the same time i was not at all disappointed). I drew a little, and failed to get past 150 points on cube runner before it was time to get down and begin setting up.
The first and most important thing i discovered about this campsite was the free wi-fi internet access, which is how i am able to give you this exciting live feed of my incredibly boring experience. My Macbook will most likely be my savior in this place. That and my drawing pad. Luckily i had some faith in the fact that someone, somewhere, would have the decency to provide a little light in my dark, damp, cold, tent.
After the rigorous construction of the Ulta-tent 8000 i took a short break to eat a couple cold burritos, and then continued to draw out blue-prints for the OTHER tent i was forced to put together (which my mom explained was the only reason i was forced to come in the first place. That, and to eat the leftover burritos). I then took some time to look around. It didn't take very long seeing as there are just trees everywhere. I did take notice in some ants that seemed extraordinarily large, accompanied by some flies that seemed extraordinarily large.
I took a trip to a nearby skate park which ended up just being a funbox, a short rail, and a sad excuse for a half-pipe. I slept on a bench for a few minutes and then got up to notice someone that looked remarkably like lance Armstrong and someone who looked like Stewart Little (equally as remarkable) throwing a frisbee in the park. It wasn't that interesting. Neither were the trees that surrounded the skate park, (which, not quite as remarkably, looked dully similar to the trees that surrounded our camp) I came back and now i am here. Telling you about this whole experience.
More to come soon.
Until then, watch some television.
Well this morning i was awakened frighteningly early, 1 hour earlier than i was told to the night before in fact; Which did not make me very happy. i was on the road before i could say "no mom really, i don't wanna go...". Sadly in my rush to finish packing what little i had already packed i forgot my USB cable and will not be able to upload any pictures from my camera onto my computer, you will just have to make do with the pictures from my phone (which are not that bad i might add) I will post some slightly better looking pictures at the end of the week to ease the squinting-eye-pain.
So after a short stop at burger king, (whose bathrooms apparently lost mirror privileges and were given cardboard cut-outs of a very generic looking lakeside instead) and another at giggle springs (no i am not making that up, photographic evidence to come soon) I finally arrived at the campground. Apparently i wasn't aware of how many people were actually going to be here. But of course, none of them are my age. So again i retract to the car by my lonesome to finish off the last chapters of 'Life, The Universe, and Everything' (which ended up being very strange, but at the same time i was not at all disappointed). I drew a little, and failed to get past 150 points on cube runner before it was time to get down and begin setting up.The first and most important thing i discovered about this campsite was the free wi-fi internet access, which is how i am able to give you this exciting live feed of my incredibly boring experience. My Macbook will most likely be my savior in this place. That and my drawing pad. Luckily i had some faith in the fact that someone, somewhere, would have the decency to provide a little light in my dark, damp, cold, tent.
After the rigorous construction of the Ulta-tent 8000 i took a short break to eat a couple cold burritos, and then continued to draw out blue-prints for the OTHER tent i was forced to put together (which my mom explained was the only reason i was forced to come in the first place. That, and to eat the leftover burritos). I then took some time to look around. It didn't take very long seeing as there are just trees everywhere. I did take notice in some ants that seemed extraordinarily large, accompanied by some flies that seemed extraordinarily large.
I took a trip to a nearby skate park which ended up just being a funbox, a short rail, and a sad excuse for a half-pipe. I slept on a bench for a few minutes and then got up to notice someone that looked remarkably like lance Armstrong and someone who looked like Stewart Little (equally as remarkable) throwing a frisbee in the park. It wasn't that interesting. Neither were the trees that surrounded the skate park, (which, not quite as remarkably, looked dully similar to the trees that surrounded our camp) I came back and now i am here. Telling you about this whole experience.More to come soon.
Until then, watch some television.
Yeah, but we have technology now...
So it's saturday night, or i guess i should say sunday morning. Tommorow/today i am leaving to go camping for 5 days, and i'd much rather watch a colony of ants consume my entire dinner.
Let us go back 5,000 years back when we were throwing rocks at antelope hoping they would fall over long enough for us humans to catch them and burn them alive so we can eat their fiery corpses. No? You don't wanna? Well me neither. I'd much rather stay here in the real world where i can find out how many species of antelope are now endangered by simply entering in a few keystrokes and a mouse click (thats 15 by the way). Although i guess it could be worse..
Anyways before i go i thought i'd pass on some of my gatherings and thoughts:
Dear IKEA,
I don't exactly know how colors translate into swedish, but for future reference: 'Black Brown' is not an acceptable color. First of all, which one is it? You might as well bundle this together with a Shark Bird. Second of all, it's just black. i was there, there were no hidden traces of brown, not a speckle or hint of any shade of any kind of brown. It was plain, regular old, matte black. It isn't that i don't still love you IKEA, you and your crazy european architecture and space saving solutions. i don't know how i would live without you. Just next time make sure you just lay low on the extra colors, or lack thereof i suppose
Dear Rubios,
You are not chipotle. They did the whole 'we are cool enough to put directions on our napkins to show you how to eat a burrito even though it's obvious you already know how' thing already. I'm sure quirky sayings on shirts were cool once, but then some idiot had to go ruin it for the rest of us. Soon we are going to start seeing directions on shoe laces and laundry baskets and then we are just going to get annoyed. Please, while we still have time, have some faith in our intelligence. We can eat a taco i promise. Even without extending our pinkies.
And Finally,
Do i even need to say anything about this? it is just..disgusting. The girl can't even sing! and tons of 6 to 12 year olds have seemed to jump on the bandwagon and are buying Hannah Montana EVERYTHING. Girls have entire ROOMS dedicated to this-this false, evil (yes evil) idol. Guitars, hair brushes, movies, video games, lipstick, nail polish, everything they can get their hands on no matter how much a piece of crap it actually is. And the worst part is our parents are letting our little sisters buy into this. My sister has youtube videos posted by this little girl MEMORIZED. Why? god, i wish i knew.
Anyways before i go i thought i'd pass on some of my gatherings and thoughts:
Dear IKEA,
I don't exactly know how colors translate into swedish, but for future reference: 'Black Brown' is not an acceptable color. First of all, which one is it? You might as well bundle this together with a Shark Bird. Second of all, it's just black. i was there, there were no hidden traces of brown, not a speckle or hint of any shade of any kind of brown. It was plain, regular old, matte black. It isn't that i don't still love you IKEA, you and your crazy european architecture and space saving solutions. i don't know how i would live without you. Just next time make sure you just lay low on the extra colors, or lack thereof i suppose
Dear Rubios,You are not chipotle. They did the whole 'we are cool enough to put directions on our napkins to show you how to eat a burrito even though it's obvious you already know how' thing already. I'm sure quirky sayings on shirts were cool once, but then some idiot had to go ruin it for the rest of us. Soon we are going to start seeing directions on shoe laces and laundry baskets and then we are just going to get annoyed. Please, while we still have time, have some faith in our intelligence. We can eat a taco i promise. Even without extending our pinkies.
And Finally,Do i even need to say anything about this? it is just..disgusting. The girl can't even sing! and tons of 6 to 12 year olds have seemed to jump on the bandwagon and are buying Hannah Montana EVERYTHING. Girls have entire ROOMS dedicated to this-this false, evil (yes evil) idol. Guitars, hair brushes, movies, video games, lipstick, nail polish, everything they can get their hands on no matter how much a piece of crap it actually is. And the worst part is our parents are letting our little sisters buy into this. My sister has youtube videos posted by this little girl MEMORIZED. Why? god, i wish i knew.
8.02.2008
It's Just Like Real Life..Only Better!
So here it is, my first REAL post. (I'm throwing a party on saturday to celebrate. Be at thundersky park at midnight wearing a white mask and make sure you bring a large knife of some sort.) I was at a coffee shop in downtown Riverside the other day and i came across this sticker on a mans Macbook. I thought it was rather funny so i thought i'd share it.Now i am not really sure if i am actually a democrat, but i've yet to meet/hear/know a republican i actually like, all political aspects aside. And i guess i am somewhat biased and ignorant on the whole matter of political battles between donkeys and elephants (E-gads i started a sentence with 'And'! My 3rd grade teacher would be so disappointed, although i am sure there is supposed to be some other punctuation mark before that sentence, a comma maybe, or a semi-colon, whose use, i am positive, has never been fully explained, but makes sense in certain situations for some unknown reason) I think i would be more interested in the subject if there were more laser guns involved, and space ships. There are never enough of those are there? That is a rhetorical question to which the answer is no.
So back to space donkeys; (semi-colon) I might one day understand all this, until then, I will only be able to watch them duel on CNN tonight. Maybe Dumbeldore will get some action next episode, when Obama's girlfriend cheats on him with his best friend. Who turns out to be gay in the end.
Correction: (8.2.08 - 9:41PM)
By republicans i mean republican presidential candidates :) i do actually know republicans i like.
6.28.2008
Dear World,
I should probably title this post more appropriately, something like: dear no one at all, but nonetheless I have decided to share my hopes and dreams, desires and aspirations here on the 'internet' for all the universe to feast upon. This being your first meal there are some things i should probably address firstly.
a. There is no talking with your mouth full
b. Try to understand I am not used to capitalizing the letter 'I' in reference to myself. Apparently i don't find myself important enough to take the extra effort to hold down the shift key when doing so.
3. Where was i?
c. Oh, yes; Now that we have all of that cleared up, i'd like to thank you all for coming, try not to look too close to the words, they might cause slight eye irritation and/or temporary blindness.
a. There is no talking with your mouth full
b. Try to understand I am not used to capitalizing the letter 'I' in reference to myself. Apparently i don't find myself important enough to take the extra effort to hold down the shift key when doing so.
3. Where was i?
c. Oh, yes; Now that we have all of that cleared up, i'd like to thank you all for coming, try not to look too close to the words, they might cause slight eye irritation and/or temporary blindness.
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