Let us go back 5,000 years back when we were throwing rocks at antelope hoping they would fall over long enough for us humans to catch them and burn them alive so we can eat their fiery corpses. No? You don't wanna? Well me neither. I'd much rather stay here in the real world where i can find out how many species of antelope are now endangered by simply entering in a few keystrokes and a mouse click (thats 15 by the way). Although i guess it could be worse..
Anyways before i go i thought i'd pass on some of my gatherings and thoughts:
Dear IKEA,
I don't exactly know how colors translate into swedish, but for future reference: 'Black Brown' is not an acceptable color. First of all, which one is it? You might as well bundle this together with a Shark Bird. Second of all, it's just black. i was there, there were no hidden traces of brown, not a speckle or hint of any shade of any kind of brown. It was plain, regular old, matte black. It isn't that i don't still love you IKEA, you and your crazy european architecture and space saving solutions. i don't know how i would live without you. Just next time make sure you just lay low on the extra colors, or lack thereof i suppose
Dear Rubios,
You are not chipotle. They did the whole 'we are cool enough to put directions on our napkins to show you how to eat a burrito even though it's obvious you already know how' thing already. I'm sure quirky sayings on shirts were cool once, but then some idiot had to go ruin it for the rest of us. Soon we are going to start seeing directions on shoe laces and laundry baskets and then we are just going to get annoyed. Please, while we still have time, have some faith in our intelligence. We can eat a taco i promise. Even without extending our pinkies.
And Finally,
Do i even need to say anything about this? it is just..disgusting. The girl can't even sing! and tons of 6 to 12 year olds have seemed to jump on the bandwagon and are buying Hannah Montana EVERYTHING. Girls have entire ROOMS dedicated to this-this false, evil (yes evil) idol. Guitars, hair brushes, movies, video games, lipstick, nail polish, everything they can get their hands on no matter how much a piece of crap it actually is. And the worst part is our parents are letting our little sisters buy into this. My sister has youtube videos posted by this little girl MEMORIZED. Why? god, i wish i knew.
Anyways before i go i thought i'd pass on some of my gatherings and thoughts:
Dear IKEA,
I don't exactly know how colors translate into swedish, but for future reference: 'Black Brown' is not an acceptable color. First of all, which one is it? You might as well bundle this together with a Shark Bird. Second of all, it's just black. i was there, there were no hidden traces of brown, not a speckle or hint of any shade of any kind of brown. It was plain, regular old, matte black. It isn't that i don't still love you IKEA, you and your crazy european architecture and space saving solutions. i don't know how i would live without you. Just next time make sure you just lay low on the extra colors, or lack thereof i suppose
Dear Rubios,You are not chipotle. They did the whole 'we are cool enough to put directions on our napkins to show you how to eat a burrito even though it's obvious you already know how' thing already. I'm sure quirky sayings on shirts were cool once, but then some idiot had to go ruin it for the rest of us. Soon we are going to start seeing directions on shoe laces and laundry baskets and then we are just going to get annoyed. Please, while we still have time, have some faith in our intelligence. We can eat a taco i promise. Even without extending our pinkies.
And Finally,Do i even need to say anything about this? it is just..disgusting. The girl can't even sing! and tons of 6 to 12 year olds have seemed to jump on the bandwagon and are buying Hannah Montana EVERYTHING. Girls have entire ROOMS dedicated to this-this false, evil (yes evil) idol. Guitars, hair brushes, movies, video games, lipstick, nail polish, everything they can get their hands on no matter how much a piece of crap it actually is. And the worst part is our parents are letting our little sisters buy into this. My sister has youtube videos posted by this little girl MEMORIZED. Why? god, i wish i knew.
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