I should probably title this post more appropriately, something like: dear no one at all, but nonetheless I have decided to share my hopes and dreams, desires and aspirations here on the 'internet' for all the universe to feast upon. This being your first meal there are some things i should probably address firstly.
a. There is no talking with your mouth full
b. Try to understand I am not used to capitalizing the letter 'I' in reference to myself. Apparently i don't find myself important enough to take the extra effort to hold down the shift key when doing so.
3. Where was i?
c. Oh, yes; Now that we have all of that cleared up, i'd like to thank you all for coming, try not to look too close to the words, they might cause slight eye irritation and/or temporary blindness.
